here are some reasons why my good friend maren should never ever shun me.

i sit next to her when we go out to eat.

i invite her over to my house to play rockband.

i invite her to do waterslides in the park. even though
we were already done. my bad.

on her birthday a few years back i baked her a heroes
cake. i know..awesome, right?

i share my food with her.

i don't judge her for being a hardcore britney spears
fan. (even though i should)

and the most awesome reason she should never
ever SHUN me. is because we look so funny
when we dance together. booyah!