i sit next to her when we go out to eat.
i invite her over to my house to play rockband.
i invite her to do waterslides in the park. even though
we were already done. my bad.
on her birthday a few years back i baked her a heroes
cake. i know..awesome, right?
i share my food with her.
i don't judge her for being a hardcore britney spears
fan. (even though i should)
and the most awesome reason she should never
ever SHUN me. is because we look so funny
when we dance together. booyah!
First things first - I LET you sit next to me when we go out to eat. That seat is in very high demand. Second - you love Britney but you are a closet Britney fan, which makes it even worse. Third I still have not received on Senor Flurry - therefore Shun is STILL ON! Fourth - the waterslide, if we were that good of friends you would've invited me before you it was over. Fifth - we shared the birthday cake because you were too big of a wuss to finish yourself and you needed my help.
ReplyDeletethat first comment is balonee!! i'm awesome to sit by.
ReplyDeletesecond-i'm only a fan of her biligerent media outbursts and the sexual inuendos in her music. she has no talent.
third i've appealed that motion to buy you a senior flurry until a full reconciliation of our friendship can be established. (that's my attempt at lawyer talk)
fourth..how did i know we were gunna be bumb-rushed by some drunk guy that started pushing me and threatened to get all his friends to come fight us. i was out. and you ain't got no bathing suit on in that pic. booyah!
..and fifth that cake was the size of keifer's head!! and you've seen his head. that's some big cake. i don't even think jerod(the subway guy before he lost all that weight) ate portions that big!
these were all attempts at being nice and strengthening our friendship.
I think you should still be shunned.
ReplyDeleteBut that's just because Maren has some really good arguments.
(And also because you are a CLOSET Britney fan - come out!)
I am going to have to give this round to Maren. Sorry Josh, but as one who also did not receive a Christmas card or a Senor Flurry, I have no other choice.
ReplyDeleteBe careful Joshua - I might just have all your new frienemies shun you! Buwahahahaha.
ReplyDeletei bet your "Buwahahahahaha" scares little children and midgets.
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